A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband… A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend… A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little… To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Any married man should forget his mistakes… there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed… Woman somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but doesn’t… A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.